It’s been a year since the last festival season, and already we can feel it in the air – or is that just unseasonable summer temperatures? As the millennials and all the rest of us rocket into this era of environmental instability, it’s important to remember that proper planning will help us avoid total disaster – same can be applied to your next campsite construction. Though your local shindig might not be Burning Man in the festival camp stakes, Homecamp want to help you lead the pack, inspiring the ultimate outdoor retreat this festival season.
Why go to all this trouble? Having a sturdy base and a comfortable nest to kick back will come in handy when the non-stop party could use a pause button. And while everyone else stumbles into each others two-person (yeah, right) tents by mistake, your DIY donjon’ll be easy to find – and the envy of all.
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PACKING
Months before you even buy your tickets – it’s time to start practicing your tetris skills. Before you head out on the road, and you’re all sitting there scratching your heads thinking Johnny might have to stay behind… It helps to keep things simple with a handy checklist. Then you’re free to pile in what you can fit.
Packing DOs
- tent, sleeping bags, and if you want any sleep at all, bed rolls
- food, camp stove, kettle, saucepan, cups, plates and cutlery
- water, an esky, ice
- extra propane, sturdy garbage bags, tarps
- a spare car key, cash, card, and a phone charger
- season appropriate clothes, sunscreen and gumboots
- toilet paper (AKA paper towels, make up wipes, decoration and fire fuel)
- decorations (a. original but b. practical – a flag is a classic landmark) and a lantern for light
- electrical tape and a first aid kit (in case you or your tent need any patching)
- musical instruments, arms, legs and of course, your marbles.
Packing DON’Ts
- raincoats and umbrellas (pretty much like bringing your mum, don’t be the proverbial wet blanket)
- heels, pumps, platforms or anything white
- glass bottles
- nasty detergents or soaps
Big garbage bags will keep your camp clean and double as DIY rainwear. (Yes, yes, we said don’t camp ugly, but since it’s raining no one’s phones are out to capture you in your new placcy smock, right?)
Bring: musical instruments, arms, legs and of course, your marbles. If you lose anything, don't let it be the only car key - probably best to bring a spare!
GRUB
First of all, check your Festival FAQs for rules around cooking, especially gas burners, fires and extra propane.
Just because you’re eating around a communal campfire like your ancestors from way back when, doesn’t mean you should shed all civility – sup in style with Homecamp enamelware and your handy canvas camping utensil roll.
Making breakfast each morning is a priceless ritual whether you’re catching the sunrise or healing from a hangover, and will save you forking out for every meal for notoriously expensive festival food fare. Eggs and bacon will make the sun shine on the second day – but they won’t keep forever. Shake up some pancakes (mix) with maple syrup if you’re feelin’ fancy, muesli bars and fruit for pure sustenance and if your cooking options are limited.
Pillboxes make for excellent transport of spices. Classic combinations, mustard, ketchup, salt, pepper and olive oil will keep your taste buds and your real buds happy. Instant ramen spiced up with a little peanut butter tastes like heaven whether you’re the freshest of daisies or not sure what day it is.
Hint:
Bum-bags are back in – don’t rely on pockets. Check the festival FAQS to make sure your alcohol, fire fuel or any other miscellaneous no-go’s won’t be confiscated at the gate.
Control your environment:
Once you claim your campsite, park all your entourage’s cars in a circle around your intended tent-pitching zone, and leave them there until home-time. This will ensure the safety of your crew once they’re tucked into bed, and it also prevents passers-by from trampling across your turf.
CAMPING 101
1. Find the right spot
Look for elevated, flat areas. If you arrive early, that’s great but be kind to your eventual neighbours and don’t take up too much space. If you’re late, it pays to know how much room your tent needs before you nab your spot from slimmer pickings.
Remove all sharp objects under-foot and bring some extra tough tent stakes and a mallet to use with hard ground. Position the tent so that your door is facing away from the prevailing wind. Use a tarp or some shade cloth cut to size of your tent and stake under your ground sheet, this will provides extra protection against the elements and ensure the long-life of your tent.
Festivals are all about the good vibes, and you might not have more on you than a smile and your best dancy pants, but if you’re leaving valuables back at your campsite – don’t lock your tent. It sends the wrong message to thieves and your innocent festival neighbours. Keep valuables hidden and locked in the car.
2. The tent
A good tent is a sturdy structure that’s made of the real stuff – canvas is a natural material that stays cool in the heat, insulates in the cold, and won’t tear in strong winds. It also breathes well and regulates humidity – perfect for the Australian climate (the major upside here is you’ll be getting shut-eye way past sunrise, while your neighbours paw like zombies at the sweaty, shiny fabric in desperate search of the zipper – and air).
A bell-shape provides a height advantage with a charming aesthetic, perfect for impromptu costume changes, intimate parties, and of course, incurring the envy of all other campers – for all this, nothing beats the Flinders Bell tent. Woollen blankets provide a cosy addition to the warmth and wearability of your trusty sleeping bag.
- Be kind to the environment
The idea of sustainability has become almost ubiquitous with festival life all over the world. Making a big old mess isn’t going to win you any points with volunteers, security, your fellow campers or the planet. Wasteful camping is the ugliest way to camp.
- Bring reusable wares like silver cutlery, thermos or water bottle, plates.
- Decorate your tent with solar powered LED Christmas lights – eco-friendly and easy to find. If you have enough, trace them along the lines of your tent ropes and pegs, and no one’s going to get peg-legged late at night.
- Showers can be hard to come by, but rather than letting the tap run forever while you desperately try to cut through days of sunscreen, deodorant and dirt, buy a large (4L) spray bottle – the kind generally used for pesticides – and use this for quick daily refreshments. This will also come in handy for dishes, hand washing, and not wasting your time with baby wipes, hand sanitiser, nasty detergents etc. This will also make you the most popular punter on a hot as hell dancefloor.
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- Have a couple of extra garbage bags for recycling. Most festivals will have rubbish stations for rubbish and recycling, and maybe even compost that you can deposit when the day is done.
- Don’t drop your ciggie butts. Period. Bin them where possible – better still, bring a small disposal container to the stage/dancefloor in your avant-mode bumbag.
- Leave no trace. Part of this is getting yourself a long-term quality tent, and not partaking in the buy, trash and toss culture of mass produced outdoor gear. We suggest installing the age-old (at least our age) clean up song ritual with a daily clean up to your favourite tunes. There’s nothing like a clean campsite when you’ve got a messy head…
When all is sung and done, and your tent is packed up, all you leave is footprints.
Images where specified are by Sydney-based photographer Dane Tucker. “Every time I capture a perfect moment, it gives me an indescribable rush. A joy. I work hard to get those moments.” See more at The Salty Shutter.
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